We like it on the horizontal...

Professor Darren Lipnicki, from Australia's National University's Psychology College "discovered" that people think better laying down that when they are up on their feet. According to his studies, upright we are smarter and more creative than in a vertical position.

Fact 1: Cicciolina, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson, for instance, are clearly losing time with their careers. At this time, they could be, the 3 together, finding the cure for several diseases, putting Man on Mars and covering the Ozone Layer hole (at least this one)..., among many other things;
Fact 2: When a guy spends time making a woman's head so they go to bed with him, he is, in facto, trying to improve her mental growth;
Fact 3: Next time you boss finds you asleep at work...keep the news that inspired this post printed and show it to him. Perhaps he buys it!

And thanks a lot, Professor Lipnicki!