Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Den end nau...Family ties

Then and now...Family Ties!By Gotinha's special request, here's a post concerning this tv series that we followed thru 7 years (1982 - 1989) and where we met the boy who would be the Back to the future saga's hero, Alex P. Keaton or, if you prefer, Michael J. Fox. Being played again until a few weeks ago in portuguese cable tv, here is the data on how the Family ties cast are, nowadays.

A lot has been said about the best known Keaton, in this last couple of years, specially because of him being diagnosed with an early rare case of Parkinson's disease, in 1991, while he was only 30. Michael J. Fox ended up opening a research center to help studying that awful disease and, by November 2000, it had already raised 50 million dollars. The small actor (1,64m tall), is from Canada and, since 1988, married to actress Tracy Pollan (Alex's first girlfriend). About his future wife-to-be, he once said "One day she came back from lunch with bad breath and I said 'Whoa, scampi for lunch?', and she said 'You are the rudest son of asshole I have ever met in my life' and I was immediately attracted to her like 'Who is this woman?!'"
Michael wasn't the first choice to play Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties. He was only chosen after Matthew Broderick, who was originally considered for the role, refused to have a long-term TV obligation. Ah, he does play the guitar, since he was 8, being the famous Back to the future scene, one of the funniest he ever made. And, by the way, the J in the middle of his name stands for...Andrew.

About the Keaton parents, Steven e Elyse, Michael Gross e Meredith Baxter, they actually were born on the same exact date, and are now 58 years old...each. Besides that, Gross stars in 4 movies called Tremors, which, in what quality is concerned have...none, but who tv's are so friendly of showing us, from time to time.

Sweet and dumb lil' Mallory Keaton, played by Justine Bateman, suffered, as so many of them young sex-symbols, from anorexia and bulimia for 10 years. She is now on her forties and looking well.

Little Jennifer, or Tina Yothers, now a healthy 31 years old woman, besides showing up in a episode of Southpark, is also a chucky brunette, singing in a band called Jaded, that launched its first album, Confessions, in 2000.

Adorable Andy Keaton (Brian Bonsall) is now a 24 years old "dude", got a black armband tattoo and plays in a band called the Late Bloomers, since 1998.

Of Ellen Reed (Tracy Pollan) we already said she married Alex Keat...sorry, Michael J. Fox, from whom she has 4 kids. Before that, she had already dated Kevin Bacon. Actresses...

Alex's next girlfriend, psychology major Lauren Miller (Courteney Cox) ended up being, next to him, the one who become the more successful, starring in Friends and in the Scream trilogy. Before that she had been a model, done commercials (was the first person to ever say "period" on American TV, in a Tampax commercial) and starred as the girl Bruce Springsteen pulled from the crowd to dance with him in the 1984 music video "Dancing in the Dark". Now, the 41 years old blue-eyed beauty has obviously not lost qualities!

Trash sculptor and Mallory's boyfriend, Nick Moore (Scott Valentine), now 47 years old, was about to screen test for a role in the feature film, "Lords of Discipline" but was accidentally hit by a truck on September 17, 1981. After three years of convalescing, he left New York for Los Angeles where he landed the part of Nick Moore on the hit series. Of course, the accident may have influenced his character's particular use of the english language. In 1988, he featured in May 1988 edition of "Playgirl" magazine.

And my favorite character, Irwin "Skippy" Handleman, or Marc Price (the spitting image of my college buddy and big friend, Ricardo Rocha, in his teenager years), is now 37 years old and, let's face it, the same nerdy face ever!

You know, something's they never change!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Thursday, April 21, 2005

desBlogueador turns to the dark side...

Then and now...Today, the conversation unBlogger, in its downwards spiral (without return), previews a special post which will become, without any doubt, another wonderful reason (not) to visit us. From now on and, if possible, everyday, we will post images from celebrities who disappeared from tv, in the age limbo (put satanic laugh, here…)!

For a first time occasion:

Do you remember Michael Knight’s boss, in the tv series that made us discover who was going to be the future Mitch Buchanan (damn the casting crew)? His name was Devon Miles and spent his time in that big black truck where the car driven by David Hasselhoff would go to change oil...
Well, the actor who played it, Edward Mulhare, died at the age of 74, on the 24th of May, 1997.
And the hot Patricia McPherson, who played KITT’s mechanic (yeah, right!!!)? Well, nowadays she is a merry fifty -something. This was the babe then, and this is the lady now.

Resuming: We are not getting younger, that’s for sure!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Existential question

Speeding on the information superhighwayThese last few days I was forced to get a new hard drive for my PC. Today, at lunch, I started doing the math and got pretty concerned with the results:

Well, if the new hard drive is something like 10 cm wide and reaches a 7200 rpm speed...

Disc perimeter = 2 x PI x radius = 2 x 3,1416 x (0,10 m / 2) = 0,3142 m;

At 7200 rpm: 7200 x 0,3142 m = 2,2619 Km/minute = 135,72 Km/h.


This being that I am in Madeira Island (a speed limit of 100 Km/h on the freeway), having my PC at home (inside a town) and near children, is it possible for me to get a speeding ticket?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

There's smoke...

Thick smoke...what do theses guys smoke, anyway? Live from Vaticano


The first images have arrived and the conversation unBlogger can announce, in a exclusive news flash, that we have, for the first time in history, a north american pope, Cardinal John Krusty. Exclusive photo...here!

Monday, April 18, 2005

A weekend in a telegram-post...

A nice Saturday walk on the island - STOP - a emerald coloured sea and a shinny sun - STOP - a daughter getting more beautiful everyday - STOP - Benfica's home draw - STOP - a very good day - STOP

Sunday at home - STOP - hard disk gone to meet his maker - STOP - 6 hours of opening and closing the computer - STOP - son of a b***h, c*** s*****r, a*****e - STOP - why don't you go and make a nice horse a b*****b - STOP - what a shitty day - STOP

Not quite what happened but what the hell...

Just to get the mind refreshed, put the pedal to the metal, it's just another Monday!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

SPORTING CLUBE DE PORTUGAL...my team, ALWAYS!

To the heros that kept the dream of seing the UEFA cup on portuguese hands, once more, alive.

YES...

To them, I can only give...my thank you!
Mister Laden, you are not allowed to play with that...

After seven years (SEVEN!!!) of negotiating, the United Nation's approved a project bill, 28 pages long (at an amazing average of 4 pages a year) to forbid the buy and usage of nuclear weapons by...terrorists!!!

I guess it's time that someone explain Mr. Kofi Annan & Friends the concept of "terrorism".

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

905...906...907...

Henry, the one and onlyHe is da man!!! For the 4th time, and I bet it won’t be the last one, desBlogueador leaves you with the latest adventures of this true modern day American hero. Henry Earl, the same. The one and only!
Though currently Henry is out of the prison (at least he was, by the time I posted this), it is most likely that 5 minutes later the situation has changed. That’s why I’m going to leave the numbers do the talking:

Alcohol related offenses:: 905
Number of days spent in jail:: 3370

Average # of days per year spent in jail: 240.71
Average duration of incarceration period: 3.72 days
Average duration of time not spent in jail: 1.63 days


(Un)useful links:
Fan site
Rap sheet
Music video
Theme song

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Some people are just giving awards away...

Gazeta dos BlogueirosFirst of all, I would like to thank, and I'm sure I speak for the entire desBlogueador team, God. Without the universe's creation, I guess this moment just wouldn't be possible. Then, our parents (after all, there are 12 of them) and the remaining of our numerous families and our many friends, without which the number of visitors would lower to a number multipliable by 6, I'm sure. I would also like to thank my colleagues, that give some quality to this blog (although not that much) and, before the music that cuts my speech kicks in, I thank Eng. António Vitorino, Dr. Pedro Santana Lopes, George W. Bush, the lady that works in the corners coffee shop, the boy that happens my work's gate everyday, and, in special, to the bald man that I ran into this morning. For the constant inspiration that his shinny "nuca" is. I also would like to thank the Gazeta dos Blogueiros team, though I think that they must look at their evaluation standards or, if not that, at least leave the alcohol. Let's be honest, to give an award to such a blog...just doesn't look right! I also advise them to get a good psychiatrist, quickly.

Being as it may, thanks...

Monday, April 11, 2005

Mutual KO technical draw

Help us with patience, oh Lord...Fact 1: A portuguese international soccer player, with a big status in his club, following a unworthy but clean defeat, starts shooting in the most unlikely direction, regarding his opponent players will of winning the same game, complaining of them being too "pumped up" to win it and talking about certain "3rd party incentives" and an unusual spirit to win, as if that wasn't (or should be) the normal way of things. What for? He might as well be shut!

Fact 2: A club's president calls the press, before a very important game, and in which it's club (and mine) can consider itself helped by the referee's work, starts shooting in every directions, as usual, talking about scandals and more scandals, some that he, in his own words, doesn't even remember exactly in which game it happened. What for? He might as well be shut!

At least on this subject, the absurd one, the 2nd circular championship is tied, and definitely...bottom leveled!

Friday, April 08, 2005

Identifying nicks?

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla John SmithThere is something I just can't understand. The nicks we have in MSN, for instance, should be useful for other persons to identify us, when we log in, right? So, why do people insist in signing in with nicks like:

- I'm going on holidays to Hawaii! Just look at how lucky I am, la la la...;
- Hawaii was canceled. Just my bad luck, I'm going to have to stay here, like any ordinary portuguese, la la la...;
- My life just isn't the same, love you very much, Manoel;
- Congratulations, Cindy!;
- There are people so stupid, I'm not in the mood to stand this;
- Love is such sweet sorrow, when you lose someone you love;
- Love is a fire that burns without being seen...;
- My soul hurts, goddamit!;
- I'm here, ho ho ho;
- Follow the white rabbit;
- Be careful what you say, because things you say can turn against yourself and then you loose the ones you love and you don't know what to do, you bastard! Have you seen the shit you got yourself into?;
- What the eyes don't see, the heart doesn't feel;


And then they get very upset because: "I'm here for a long time and you don't even speak to me!". And I'm supposed to guess who they are? Do you truly believe I click on every single weird nick that pops up, just to see who it is? Bah!

P.S. - Upsy! I think some of my friends are going to be offended with this post...or then again, not!
Driving in Madeira Island is a semi-sexual experience

In and out....innnnnn and ouuuuuut...

Being that, in a half-hour ride, a guy spends most of the time going in and out of holes...

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Looking for true happiness...

Oh happy happy! Oh joy, joy...

Isn't it what we're all looking for?

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The unbelievable Pope...what?

The Incredible Popeman?

With his anti-devil cape and special chastity pants. He's armed with a faith staff, holy water and communion wine...he is the Incredible Popeman...

And soon, we will have Incredible Popeman action dolls...
What the hell is this colombian guy smoking, anyway?

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Lookin' for a new Pope, right?

José Mourinho, the FirstCurriculum Vitae (resumido):

- Mourinho, Translators, Inc.;
- England-Dutch Company of Cataluña Assistant Managers;
- Don Mourinho Oporto Wine;
- London PetroMourinhovic Ltd.;
- Football Marcelo Analist, in SIC news;
- Our Lord and Savior, in Jerusalem;
and;
- SMS Mourinho...

Soon, the launch of the new erotic phone number: 24-24-Mourinho!!!

With 117 pope candidats, are you sure that this national all-star hero's name isn't one of them? I wouldn't bet against it...

Monday, April 04, 2005

By the power invested in me, I declare you husband and wife...

In 1981, on the 29th of July, public television brought us, live and in color, "The Beauty and the Beast".

This year, on the 9th of April, TVI, always aware on the defense of its viewer's happiness, will bring us, also live, "Monsters INC".

Friday, April 01, 2005